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tf2-chef: sollydavid: isuckrooster: tampontears: veganmovemen...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:16:41 -0400

sollydavid:

isuckrooster:

tampontears:

veganmovement2012:

Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die.

actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea.

when vegan ideas backfire completely

“Hey Chef, why did those social justice bloggers just give you cookin’ tips?”

“I don’t know… I really don’t know.”

thebipolarfeminist: Just my favorite Westboro Baptist Church...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:34:58 -0400

thebipolarfeminist:

Just my favorite Westboro Baptist Church protest signs.

moonflowerlights: If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:34:01 -0400

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

nothingbutapartygirl: Random bike graveyard. #bike #graveyard...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:03:51 -0400

nothingbutapartygirl:

Random bike graveyard. #bike #graveyard #bellingham

wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhono...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:58:48 -0400

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

thefrogman: Knit by Kacie Kim [tumblr] [video]

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:43:19 -0400

thefrogman:

Knit by Kacie Kim [tumblr]

[video]

qgirlthesalacious: interwar: do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:26:54 -0400

qgirlthesalacious:

interwar:

do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go

no

you are genetically impossible

that is not a dominant allele

we are too damn smart

heirofmedusa: prehate: omg Y’all ain’t shit. LMFAO

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:50:19 -0400

heirofmedusa:

prehate:

omg

Y’all ain’t shit. LMFAO

thegreenblunder: secretlyanolive: boisterousstarlet: erroetcre...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:28:54 -0400

thegreenblunder:

secretlyanolive:

boisterousstarlet:

erroetcresco:

prince-rylie:

wtf-fun-factss:

Spanish fashion designer invents cloths-spray

WTF FUN FACTS HOME / See MORE TAGGED/ weird FACTS

YOOOOOOO

THIS IS THE RADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

holy shit

this seems like the most useful thing ever, forget clothing. Watch the video.

*GASPS HOMESTUCK COSPLAYERS*

THE FUTURE IS NOW

sarasempaii: temperatebreeze: poptech: And the highest paid...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:34:57 -0400

sarasempaii:

temperatebreeze:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

I hate everything.

what the actual fuck

halakhano: This is killing me because I keep thinking of all...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:21:22 -0400

halakhano:

This is killing me because I keep thinking of all the ways this could go wrong.

The title of the article was "Top 7 Fattening Alcoholic Drinks You Need To Avoid"

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:40:51 -0400

geekscoutcookies:

blackladyblue:

geekscoutcookies:

blackladyblue:

It then listed them:

beer

wine

vodka

whiskey

liqueurs

cider

gin and tonic

So, what am I supposed to drink, exactly?

After asking one of my best friends, we’ve figured out that they want us to drink tequila.

I think the Devil made that article.

thegoddamazon: dansphalluspalace: helikiaslegacy: tehjai: cis...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:27:00 -0400

thegoddamazon:

dansphalluspalace:

helikiaslegacy:

tehjai:

cistevihad:

thedaggyone:

dspki:

brotherhoot:

What is your Assassin name?

Short Turkey XD

Bloody Blade. Aw yeah.

fuckin… Shadow Shadow

well who the fuck invited Shadow Shadow

>.< Hidden Night… I can live with that.

man

It would have been better as Novice Novice

Hidden Wing. Aww shit son.

I would be fucking “Light Turkey” WTF :c

thegoddamazon: thecakebar: Chocolate Cake Mix Dessert...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:12:57 -0400

thegoddamazon:

thecakebar:

Chocolate Cake Mix Dessert Waffles

SWEET JESUS

HEY BOO

WE MAKING THESE

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU HATE WAFFLES AND SHIT

THESE MUST HAPPEN

thegoddamazon: thepetalthatblossomed: unimpressedcats: lemme...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:42:02 -0400

thegoddamazon:

thepetalthatblossomed:

unimpressedcats:

lemme massage u

my cat liked to do this on my hair.

we had to have a talk.

My cats did this on my tits.

AND ONLY MY TITS.

Fucking cats.

thegoddamazon: LMFAOOOOOO WTF AHAHAHAHAHAHA WHO IS RESPONSIBLE...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:32:22 -0400

thegoddamazon:

LMFAOOOOOO WTF AHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:26:56 -0400

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:00:49 -0400

thegoddamazon: truebluemeandyou: DIY Know Your Shoes Guide...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:07:41 -0400

thegoddamazon:

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Know Your Shoes Guide from Enerie here. My favorite shoes aren’t listed yet - Louis Heels which were popular in the 1920s. First seen at inspiration & realisation’s Facebook page.

I only fuck with platforms and Jeffery Campbell Litas/Damsels.

thegoddamazon: rainenrudeboy: addictedtostress: cocchilweran: ...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:51:24 -0400

thegoddamazon:

rainenrudeboy:

addictedtostress:

cocchilweran:

Sometimes I have an unreasonably hard time re-watching movies I love with other people 8D

GPOY

and that’s why I don’t re-watch movies with people.

Same. LOL